The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any pickled eggs?" "No we don't", says the bartender. The Easter bunny leaves. He comes in the next day. "Do you have any pickled eggs?" he asks. "No we don't, and if you ask me again I'll nail you to the wall!" yells the bartender. So the bunny leaves and comes back the next day and asks, "Do you have any nails?" "No" says the bartender. "Well in that case, do you have any pickled eggs?"